@Hospital Kuala Lumpur

For 4 days for IMU electives. The worst part of this is I have to wake at 5.45 a.m for the next few days.

That's the time I sleep, for Nino's sake :( Oh well. Will post about this if it is any interesting!

@: Singapore Again!

Will be in the lovely island from Thursday onwards :p Don't miss me!

@: Kuala Kubu Baru for Rotation Postings

I was with full intention to finally make a post regarding eating out, but I got terribly disappointed and frustrated at something that I don't have the slightest mood now to do so :( Sorry people.

Not gonna be having any internet connection for the next 4 days, as I'll be having my postings in Kuala Kubu Baru. Will be back to delight you all with what happened (along with the former food. Teehee, it's actually going to be quite...interesting posting that.)

So see you when i get back :)

[This post will self-destruct when I get back and post about my postings.]

@: Sunway Pyramid: CLOTHES, CLOTHES, CLOTHES!

When I make a blog entry on clothes I buy, you know I'm desperate to make a blog entry. :p

Anyways, I had a mega haul getting clothes in 1 Utama around a month ago (it was the same day as the time I watched Mamma Mia!. If you have not watched it, I suggest you do. Or go for the musical one soon. You know you'll regret it if you don't. :D)

Here's the pile:



Yes, my 'big haul' consists of 3 pants, a shirt and a belt. Then again, I'm a guy so I guess this counts as something...big?

I'm not the biggest fan of buying clothes okay. And I need to stop using the word big. My vocabulary isn't...big. Huge.

Huge. Okay.

A: SEED long black pants
It's one of those pants which has those zips that turns it into three quarter ones. I've been wanting one of these since Form 3, but as you all are aware of, my (drastically sexy) long legs and (drastically sexy) slim waist would result to either a fitting pants which is too short or one which is long enough to cover my stork legs but requires me to go on intensive Sumo feast.

...And to be honest, this pants is for 15 years old. :p (AND TO BE EVEN MORE HONEST, I could only fit in 12 year old ones a year or two ago! I'm so proud of my weight gain. Unlike the COUGHCOUGHCOUGHmajority of you, it's a miracle of sort. Please don't kill me.)

B: SESAME STREET Cookie Monster black T Shirt
This was a "I AM SO BUYING THIS" apparel. I mean, come on. It's Cookie Monster. Sing along with me!

C is for Cookie, it's good enough for me~

(Oh by the way, it's been a month since I got these clothes, so I don't remember the prices. They weren't cheap though. I love you mummy!)

My blog turning soppy, can? Let's move on.

C: UNITED COLOURS OF BENETTON 'MeowMeow' belt
I named the belt myself. Doesn't it scream MeowMeow to you? Sure does, doesn't it?

D: TOPMAN Twister Jeans
According to mummy, this would be the 'jeans you wear to big big occasions'. I get so many clothes from Topman. Heck they're expensive, but they have my waist size :p

E: RENOMA Jeans
According to mummy, this would be the 'jeans you wear to hang out or stuff equaivelant'. Another pair of jeans, and I'm not actually THAT fond of them.

The thing is, according to the Waistline Law of Jeen, 'whenever a pair of outergarments encasing legs seperately to the full is found fitting the waistline (GASP27;with28beingtheborderline) and length of lower limbs of Kien Jeen, the apparel is immediately bought.'

Actually, i think my HIPS are 28, since 29 = straight drop after 2 steps of careful walking. GOODNESS YOU ARE ANEROXIC, KIEN JEEN.

My God, this entry is heck of long. And it's the first time in ages I've bought only informal clothing. Thank you IMU for those wonderful memories of shopping for formal ones.

Especially THEM PANTS.


(andIprayIdon'thavetomakeanotherentryonmyclothes.)

@: Metrojaya in Avenue K

:( Looks like no one wants a double fudge cookie (or no one cares at all! Whee! :p)

After our hectic window-shopping in KLCC, my aunt wanted to check out what was there at the other side of the LRT station. KLCC would be at your left when you arrive in the station; she was mentioning the right.

To the left, to the left~ Every freakin' person only knows how to go to the left~

It was Avenue K in Jalan Ampang. From the station, all everyone could see would be food chain outlets. What laid upstairs was a surprise to my aunt. A HUGE SURPRISE.

There was a Metrojaya household items open sale.

You see, my family, including my aunt, has grown intimate with MetroJaya (MJ if you will) since its usefulness proved worthy until it left us with no shopping centre in Section 14 (Jaya's gone now too mmkay!) Although there was one in MidValley, she craved for more.

My aunt all excited asked the cashier if there were other outlets nearby (addiction I tell you!), to which the reply must have gotten the Hallelujah sound effects with little cherubs flying around my aunt.

There were not only MJ outlets upstairs in the 'looking very new' shopping mall, but the MJ outlets were CATEGORIZED.

Like All Intimates MJ, for instance.



We proceeded to All Homes, since my aunt wanted to get a vase. And guess what, she DID get her vase there for RM17 (50% off!). This just made her affection towards MJ grow tenfold, but I guess it's alright; poor aunt's finally gotten her lovely shopping mall back :p



All Homes was 'categorized' even, with parts like for gardening; even an Arabic and Oriental theme.

And I SO want the clock above.

Anyways, what bothers me (and mostly my aunt) would be that the place was eerily empty.

So empty I could do THIS!

And THIS!



AND...okay nevermind.

Upon asking a saleswoman on duty though, we learned that the store has been there for A YEAR. KANASAI, I am so damn ulu like that!

All my aunt mentioned was "Aiyo, if like that this place ma chap lap soon!" (Oh no, if things go on, this place won't stay for very long!) <- I laughed like crap typing that.

Then again, I guess we woudn't have known the existence of MJ so near KLCC if we weren't adventurous enough. I'm pretty sure a majority of Malaysians are like that too, resulting to a SO empty shopping mall in the middle of KL.

So I hope everyone visits the place and buys something (I don't know, maybe a CLOCK of some sort? :p) so that it doesn't go all bankrupt, or my aunt will continue whining again :p

Falala, I have 2 FOOD POSTS COMING!

@: KLCC

I have always been reluctant when it comes to shopping in KLCC. It's not due to the massive crowd, or how expensive things can get (I stand by my statement that KLCC is a tourist shopping mall).

It's the number of pondans haunting the area.

"Hi bang, wanna have fun?"

...This post entry is starting to sound very offending. :p But really, it's the truth! KLCC is turning into KLSissies.

I've never seen any other shopping mall turned into transvestite haven. Really, I don't mean to be insulting those that choose this path of life (and I don't mind them actually existing), but you guys really get on my nerves when you appear in a flock.

ESPECIALLY when you can't pull it off well to be a 'woman'. It's like you're a whole different gender, no offence. Do what you wanna do, just not...gah, nevermind. (I've been wondering too, being a gay's much different than being a tranny, right? One does not love women, one loves to ATTEMPT being a woman; with a caps-locked 'attempt').

What bothers me is how much I typed without putting reference photos, but hey, it's for my blog's own good (and my readers' too!)!

...Anyways, KLSissy isn't that much of a bad place to hang out. There's Kinokuniya!



Seriously, I can stay there as long as I don't finish reading the free-to-read books. Amazing ambiance alongside Bach's Minuet in G, sipping on coffee (yes, they have a booth cafe now) whilst flipping through The Twisted Stethoscope. Such class.

I even got my black ID tag holder there too! :D

Part 2 + a food post coming soon! :O

@: Kar Jie's in Shah Alam

This post will have many 3s in it. Those allergic, please click on the Nuffnang ad before closing the window :p (I'm SO considerate to my readers.)

For the first time in the holidays, I have spent 23 hours awake for the day, which would be yesterday. I was awake from midnight til 3, then woke up at 4 (for reasons I cannot ponder).

It was the 3rd time during my holidays whereby I had breakfast in the morning at home (first and second taken before sleeping after :D Nocturnal I am!)

Which was Baker's Cottage Sweet Potato Bun thing that I bought during my morning walk.

It was also the third time I visited Kar Jie (big sister in Cantonese), my ex-college mate who has a brother with the same age as me, along with the same name pronunciation as mine (Ken Jin).

We made bento during my second visit too.

It tastes as good as it looks! :)

3 trains I took during the journey arrived RIGHT after I reached the station (lucky me!), but there were problems as well. More to come soon.

And what did I do there? Entertain myself with modern technology.

HAHAHADOUCHE.

And Jooger Liang.

YUE YING LOVE LOVE HER DARLING JOOGER LIANG~

As well as DDR-ing, but thankfully there are no photos or videos. It would definitely make this blog popular, but for very wrong reasons.

The journey back was madness.

Firstly, the train doors nearly closed against me as I entered (another reason why I LOVE being skinny). Then, the KTM had its air conditioning system malfunctioned And the train was packed as hell. Thankfully I had a seat, or I'd turn into a pole for other passengers.

And then there was the LRT back to Asia Jaya. And we ALL know the crowd in KL Sentral.


What to do, fuel hike ma. Food post next!

@: Singapore & Johor Bahru: Part 3

Though short, I felt this entry deserved a post of its own.
So yea, my really pretty cousin got married. So very happy, yet not (personal stuff not to be discussed here; and not, it's nothing related to cousin coupling. Dirty minded la you.)

I feel this photo doesn't do much justice on my cousin's beauty. My skinniness must be at fault.

And I'm a terrible blogger. For such a great event, I DO NOT (yup, in caps even) have any photos from the 'men attempting to enter bride's house' event to the tea ceremonies. And my reason would be I took the photos with my mum's cousin's camera. Go figure!

Oh, here's a photo.

But here's something for you all to guess (if anyone actually reads this rubbish of a blog :p); where do you think did I snap the above photo? Right guessers win a cookie! With extra crumbles!

To find out the answer, check the URL in comments! (: Happy guessing, and if you got it right; wow.


Really, unless you've been there too. So yea, this should be a vital clue for you sleuths!

@: Singapore & Johor Bahru: Part 2

Mummy, mummy; cable cars!

I wasn't really there to shop or what not; my cousin's wedding days were on Saturday and Sunday. When I was there though, I learned a few things:

1. Motorcyclists queues are CRAZY at the Singapore-Johor customs

This was like, a kilometer or so from the customs. Holy.

My God, my uncle said this was totally normal and happens daily. And I thought they were queuing to get their hands on cheaper petrol while they still could.


2. A camera is always handy when bored

Not much of a 'learning' process *cough*, more of an implementing one instead. Taking photos of:

My cheeky little cousin.

Who won the 7-9 years old category in the NST Spell-It-Right Competition in Johor. Damn smart leh!

Her favourite doll.

Pooh and Hello Kitty got drunk one night, and the rest is history.

Her... OTHER favourite doll.

And she insisted on me sleeping with Dora while I stayed. Evil.

And probably the most famous person in Singapore at time being.

Can you spot Selamat?

3. I NEED a PSP.

Sure, Yuffie, sure. :p (Crisis Core - minor reason to get a PSP)

And of course, the main reason; for I am a music game fanatic.

NB RANGERRR!

And that's about it. Sue me for not doing much during my stay; DJMax Portable 2 was more than enough :p Part 3 soon!

@: Singapore & Johor Bahru: Part 1

And finally after a week, here's the update. I DID have sources of internet when I had stays in my cousins' houses, but I guessed I wanted to post bit by bit back at home (this'll be in parts, or it'll be too long...I deeply hope).

To sunny Singapore!

As most of you who read the previous blog entry know, I took an Aeroline bus from the station near the Asia Jaya LRT station to Harbourfront in Singapore. Mum suggested to go by flight before, but it's much cheaper and less time's wasted this way. So I (reluctantly but thought it was for the best) booked an 8.00 a.m departure on 3rd June.

Frankly, I found the double decker bus quite comfortable (despite sitting right above the back wheels).

The guy sitting in front must have found it too comfortable. He snored like hell.

The lounge and toilet (for light usage only) was located below and the seats on top. The bus steward prepares the food below as well.

Nasi lemak for breakfast. Much better than Pak Nasser.

The service was good, but they might be a little too compassionate (my Milo wasn't diluted but instead, was VERY sweet and concentrated.) They have those little TVs to air movies for the entertainment of their passengers as well.

Too bad they aired 'Big Momma's House 2'. Gack.

And what else was there to do other than cam-whoring and playing with my trusty DS?

Cam-whoring WHILE playing with my trusty DS, doh.

The trip wasn't long and draggy, and the bus reached the Singapore customs at noon or so. Then, all hell broke loose; there was a freakin' long queue (no photos or the hunky security guy would shoot me with his rifle :()

But here's a photo in the bus before the customs which many who have been to Singapore by road would remember :p

Singapore, here I come!

@: Sunway Pyramid & Pop Dem Corn: Superhero Movie

Note: I'll be leaving for Singapore on Tuesday, until Sunday next week. Contact me if you'd like anything I could get for you (tax free!)

I planned a small gathering for a group of friends from the Sleeping Forest (only the best O2Jam guild everrrrrrokaythisisstarttingtomaketheblogsoundverylala.) just to hang out and to get those who attended to pay up for the shirts (which I proudly designed. Oho.)

It was quite unexpected to only have 4 (including me) to turn up, but seriously; better have a few confirming their attendance than a heapload wanting to who end up fong-ing their fei kei.

Mel Gibson also fong fei kei.

Pyramid was still quite empty at 11 a.m. My guess is as good as anyone's; most teenagers were still hibernating at that period and would only roam after noon (Hey, I'm one of them. If it wasn't for the gathering, I'd still be reluctant to be up. Go me!). No queues for movies, no queues for lunch, no queues for Baskin Robbins! (today 31st ma.) Taking the chance, we got ourselves tickets for the latest from the Scary Movie people.

See, even got ourselves back row seats.

So off we went to waste our time before the movie started (we SFians are VERY bad in doing this when the right people aren't around. But we managed anyways) by:

Arcade-ing.

Panic Park. Peter lost; 2-3!

Meeting my biggest customer (he ordered 5 freakin' shirts and got 3 others to buy the shirts).

And I had the nerve not to take a photo of him then. :( Stole this from him.

Photo snapping.

Gahhhhhhhhhh! Legs and hands 'siu jie' combo + Face of 'high'

And meeting Batman, Wonder Woman, and the Flash. Somehow amazed me how they actually got Ang Mos to dress up instead of locals (which would be pretty bizarre. Peter's wish of seeing the Flash holding teh tarik never came true.

Batman is SUCH a poser.

So, the movie.

I guess it's safe to count 'Catwoman' and 'Batman & Robin' in.

I wasn't really looking forward to it, since Epic Movie was really a bore and sucky, but Peter and Nicole wanted to, so falala.

To be honest, it wasn't bad. Not 'not bad at all' nor did it 'suck our lives out dry', it was a movie that really entertained me for as long as it screened even if it was lame. Unlike some other flick which was lame for wrong reasons :p

It parodied, as well as pick on stuff from Windows Vista to Stephen Hawkings (whom I sadly admit, was 'acted' quite well); from Facebook to the Pope, which I guess mostly only the younger audience would find funny and laugh at.

Or stare at. Presenting the Dynamic Duo.

Not forgetting their crude humour.

The very scene before urolagnia maniacs drool. Google it up (:

Oh, and the Tom Cruise look-a-like parody was just awesome. He looked like, sounded like, laughed like crapped JUST like the man himself!

This is NOT Tom Cruise. Disgustingly similiar for sole entertainment.

It's a pity the movie was butchered to a U movie in Malaysia (U's for 'Umum', which means general; suitable for all ages). Where the censorship board allows the word 'b!tch' and censors the word 'crotch', which was allowed in trailers. Go figure!

Not-so-b!tchy Sara Paxton stares at Dragonfly's cro*katuuuut*.

And here's something to spoil if you're not going to watch the movie or don't give a crap about spoilers (: Fart jokes, ah.

She should be a superhero too: Femme Fart-ale

If you liked the previous spoof movies, go ahead and watch this. If not, it's either you're taking the reviews too seriously or you have a special sense of humour. It's the movie to waste your time learning nothing much, but it's somehow worth it in a ridiculous way. So yes, I did enjoy myself watching a movie a majority would find its funnies and presentation lame. Malaysians better not be one of them:

This because.

Verdict: C+